Showing posts with label Sweden. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sweden. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 3, 2023

Zlatan Ibrahimovic facts 04


Zlatan facts: 

1. When Zlatan reads a book, the book gets knowledge 
2. When Zlatan hires a bodyguard, the bodyguard feels safe 
3. When Zlatan goes on a rollercoaster, the rollercoaster screams

Wednesday, June 21, 2023

Zlatan Ibrahimovic facts 03


Zlatan facts: 1. Newton discovered gravity because Zlatan threw an apple at him 2. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Zlatan Ibrahimovic 3. Zlatan taught Albert Einstein e=mc^2

Sunday, April 23, 2023

Zlatan Ibrahimovic facts 02


Zlatan facts:
1. Zlatan’s Gmail account; gmail@zlatan.com
2. Zlatan Ibrahimovic can blow candles back on
3. Zlatan Ibrahimovic doesn't do push-ups he just pushes the earth down

Special thanks to Hala Sarabi

Wednesday, March 29, 2023

Zlatan facts pt 1


1. Zlatan can kill two stones with one bird
2. Zlatan makes onions cry
3. Zlatan can cut through a hot knife with butter

Special thanks to Hala Sarabi

Sunday, November 14, 2021

Ibrahimovic and Gavi


9 years ago

Zlatan Ibrahimovic scored a fantastic goal with Sweden

At the time, Gavi, the current Spanish player, was a child.

Today, Zlatan and Gavi will meet in a decisive match.

Thursday, June 30, 2016

Ibrahimovic to Manchester United: If you want me, you have to sign my chef Joel Robuchon

Joel Robuchon, Jose Mourinho and Zlatan Ibrahimovic cartoon caricature
Zlatan Ibrahimovic is thought to be closing in on a move to Manchester United, but he has one more demand: The club have to also sign chef Joel Robuchon! The former Sweden captain posted a picture with the chef on social media, suggesting that he will bring Robuchon to his next club...


Thursday, December 25, 2014


‘I would have been No 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5’ - Ibrahimovic fumes after Bjorn Borg is named as Sweden's top sports person of all time

Thursday, June 12, 2014

Out of this world: Blatter predicts interplanetary football

Fifa president Sepp Blatter has insisted there is no reason why football could not be played on other planets in the future.

Speaking at a Fifa congress in Brazil, the 78-year-old said future tournaments could be contested between planets, rather than countries.

"We should wonder if one day our game will be played on other planets,” he said.

“Why not? And then instead of a World Cup we would have an inter-planetary competition.”
Thursday, 12 June 2014 12:15

Saturday, March 29, 2014

Ibrahimovic settles in for goal highlight reel

Zlatan Ibrahimovic has scored so many extraordinary goals that he is unable to recall all of them.

As a result, the Paris Saint-Germain striker has already made plans for how to spend his retirement years - watching clips of his acrobatic efforts.

"I'm spoiled to have scored so many exceptional goals," he said. "There are a few I will see on the internet when I retire and I'll tell myself they're amazing. I'll ask myself how even I could have achieved such feats.

"In a match, it happens like that. I don't train for these, they are instinctive actions, like my goal against Bastia when I scored with the backheel. I have to try things to have a chance against opponents.

"This is what makes the difference between a small and a large team. Crazy things can come out of nowhere. This is what is good about football, it's completely unpredictable."
Saturday, 29 March 2014 12:00

Sunday, January 26, 2014

Crocked Falcao sucked into World Cup abyss

Radamel Falcao is set to be another high-profile star missing from the World Cup after being ruled out for six months through injury.

The Colombia international tore his anterior cruciate ligament while playing for Monaco against Chasselay in the Coupe de France meaning he will play no part in this summer’s tournament in Brazil.

The striker insists he still retains a small hope he will be fit in time, but it is expected that like Zlatan Ibrahimovic, who missed out on qualification with Sweden, he will have to make do with simply watching the action.
Friday, January 24, 2014 12:10

Saturday, November 23, 2013

Missing superstars make World Cup plans

So that's it. Uruguay became the 32nd team to qualify for next summer's World Cup, completing the line-up ready to compete for football's biggest prize in Brazil.

But spare a thought for the stars of the game that will miss out on a trip to South America after their qualification campaigns ended in failure.

Ice cream and tissues will undoubtedly be at the ready for the likes of Zlatan Ibrahimovic, Gareth Bale and Robert Lewandowski, who will all be forced to watch the action unfold from the comfort of their sofas.
Thursday, 21 November 2013 12:00